Jane the Virgin
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on The CWJane the Virgin Season 2 Episode 3: "Chapter Twenty-five" Quotes
I know you must be freaking out over this news about Petra, but I do have some experience with the whole surprise pregnancy via insemination scenario, and when it happened with you, well I pretty much did everything wrong. I guess I just tried to ignore it, instead of embracing it. So that's my advice to you. There's a baby coming. Whatever that means to you, embrace it.
Michael
Rogelio: I was only doing my job. It's not real. It's acting.
Xo: Oh please, you're not that good of an actor.
Rogelio: [gasping] I know you don't mean that.
Rose did this, didn't she? Oh my God. I can't believe this. This is so crazy, but it's also kind of romantic, don't you think?
Luisa
Jane: Hey, are you okay?
Narrator: How do you find the words to say that your psychotic ex wife inseminated herself with your stolen sperm?
Rafael: Yeah, totally.