Rafael: See? You're the dragon protecting everyone.
Petra: You're the only one who sees me like that.

The best rivalries are not about the rival. They're about the insecurities that your rival brings out in you... preferably in the fifth act.


Jane: You get what you put out, and I guess I've just been projecting this kind of Miss Havisham vibe out into the world ever since... you know.
Xo: Well I don't know who that is, but if you mean, "Hands off I've got cobwebs down there," then yeah, that's the vibe you've been throwing.

Rogelio: So are you excited about abuela's wedding?
Mateo: Will she have a bouncy house?

Jane: The kids can see democracy in action. This time free from Russian intervention.
Narrator: Ugh, don't remind me.

Xo: I just feel nervous, and I don't know why. I mean, things are good...not passionate like in the beginning.
Jane: It can't always be like that.
Xo: Exactly, that's what I keep telling myself. This is what happens in relationships, and I'm just not used to it because I've never stayed in one long enough.
Jane: Exactly.
Xo: And I self-sabotage too. This might just be that, and so, I don't want to overreact and ruin something really good... really great.

Hey, Mateo. I always want to know what you think. Okay? Not what you think I want you to think.

Alba: Here's how I see it. The fact that you loved Rafael... well that experience deepened your love for Michael. And when you found your way back to him, it was richer. Because you chose him. So maybe love begets love.
Jane: Yeah, maybe.
Alba: Here's what I do know for sure. Michael would want you to write the best book you could.

Xo: Don't just discount him because he seems like a frat guy.
Jane: I know, you're right.
Narrator: Oh sure, now that a woman said it you hear it. I swear, now I'm seeing her gender bias everywhere.

Petra: Oh and uh by the way, not a big deal, but, um, Chuck and I will be dining at the restaurant tonight.
Rafael: Got it. Does he know we don't serve gator?

Jane: You're stuck. At work you're basically Petra's bitch, and I say that with full respect for Petra. You know you're not going to turn back into greedy, shady, amoral Rafael just because you care about The Marbella.
Rafael: Greedy, shady, amoral Rafael?
Jane: Paraphrasing.

It just sucked because you were the one person that I could talk to or could... I don't know, tell me new things about Michael. Things I didn't know. Hearing that he was a ball-hog or what he said after our first date or whatever. It just kept him alive a little.

Jane the Virgin Quotes

Jane: Oh, I'm no good at this stuff. So, instead of telling you the reasons that I love you, I'm going to tell you the reasons that I don't. I don't love you because you're smart and kind. I don't love you because you're hardworking and competitive and way too defensive.
Michael: I'm not defensive.
Jane: I don't love you because you're incredibly sexy. I love you because you're my best friend and I want to grow old with you. And right now, I am confused about every single thing in my life, except you.

Rafael: No, I really think we've met.
Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells.
Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne?
Jane: Jerk.