River: And you don't have a huge American following.
Rogelio: Yet... but together River, together, we are unstoppable. So come on, let me be the Nicole to your Reese, the Laverne to your Shirley, the Betty to your Joan.

I must say, I didn't think it was possible, but you are even more beautiful without eyebrows. And really, who needs them anyway? You know they have no function.


We are not going to worry until we have something to worry about, understand?


Yes, you and Michael had a beautiful love story and now I hope that we can have our own.


I don't know his name, I call him parrot guy. That's also why he's on the list.


Because let’s face it, I could fart and they’d greenlight it.


I’ve survived baseless murder charges Rafael, I don’t need your pity


I’m going to get you off Petra.


Jane: Oh, you must be the other Jane.
Narrator: Other Jane? Whose story do you think this is?

Because you are yet another male co-opting the female experience. You have everything, leave the postpartum depression alone.


Don't condescend Jane. Of course, it has pictures... with my new haircut.


Jane! The first two letters in shadow are "sh."


Jane the Virgin Quotes

It will always feel different. You'll always feel different, but you will be okay. And your life will be beautiful again. Just in different ways.


Jane: Oh, I'm no good at this stuff. So, instead of telling you the reasons that I love you, I'm going to tell you the reasons that I don't. I don't love you because you're smart and kind. I don't love you because you're hardworking and competitive and way too defensive.
Michael: I'm not defensive.
Jane: I don't love you because you're incredibly sexy. I love you because you're my best friend and I want to grow old with you. And right now, I am confused about every single thing in my life, except you.