Suspect: It's hard to prepare meals when your tastebuds are shot.
Liv: Beethoven was deaf. Suck it up.

• Permalink: Beethoven was deaf. Suck it up.
• Added: June 13, 2019

Eva: How are you doing?
Liv: Is that rhetorical? You didn't care enough to answer my calls. Return my letters.

• Permalink: Is that rhetorical? You didn't care enough to answer my calls. Return my letters.
• Added: June 13, 2019

Liv: You lie!
Liv's Mom: Olivia!
Liv: Mom!

• Permalink: Olivia!
• Added: June 13, 2019

Clive: They told me you put me down as the father of the baby and in case of an emergency.
Michelle: the baby's not yours, Clive.

• Permalink: the baby's not yours, Clive.
• Added: June 13, 2019

Dear God, did someone run this through cat litter?!

Liv [spits out coffee]

• Permalink: Dear God, did someone run this through cat litter?!
• Added: June 13, 2019

Am I a monster? Maybe I am. Because sometimes they just don't leave you any choice.

Blaine voiceover

• Permalink: Am I a monster? Maybe I am. Because sometimes they just don't leave you any choice.
• Added: June 06, 2019

YOU may be out of the brain biz.

Blaine

• Permalink: YOU may be out of the brain biz.
• Added: June 06, 2019

Why'd you have to keep the mask?

Don E

• Permalink: Why'd you have to keep the mask?
• Added: June 06, 2019

Candy: You know what my name for a brothel would be? Cold cocks.
Don E: Why because of the fights?

• Permalink: Why because of the fights?
• Added: June 06, 2019

Strike three, monkey fighter!

Blaine

• Permalink: Strike three, monkey fighter!
• Added: June 06, 2019

I can see the headline now. Child Killer Shot Dead. They would throw me a parade. You can show yourself out now.

Al

• Permalink: I can see the headline now. Child Killer Shot Dead. They would throw me a parade. You can...
• Added: June 06, 2019

I'm the most hated man in Seattle. Why wouldn't my house get torched?

Blaine

• Permalink: I'm the most hated man in Seattle. Why wouldn't my house get torched?
• Added: June 06, 2019