What we do right now determines whether or not she died in vain.

Liv

Liv: Hey fellers, I'm an American. I never have a passport, and watery beer is the best.
Guard: Wow, you are so bad at American accents.

You can't save the railroad. Mama was the railroad.

Zombie networker

Liv: Comfy?
Ravi: No. I ate the brain of a heroin addict.
Major: Well, I better hide my China White.
Ravi: You got some?

Major: I've got work and Ravi can't be alone.
Peyton: He can't?
Major: He already got in the medicine cabinet. I had to pry a bottle of cough syrup from him. He bit me. I think he stole my other work uniform, and he won't tell me where he put it. He offered to pleasure me for my car keys. Yeah, I think he was kidding, but I'm only 60% sure.
Peyton: I'm lost, what's wrong with Ravi?
Major: He ate some junkie brain. I thought he did it for you?

Michelle: Alright, we're good. Don't take that the wrong way, all the best, but that's not my scene. I'm looking for something real.
Clive: Yeah, I get that. I hope you find it.
Michelle: Oh, I will. Good luck, Clive!

Look bud, you're in New York, I'm in Seattle. There is a militarized border wall and 10,000 zombies between you and my stage. Good luck stopping me.

Nellie

Liv: I am willing to take Mama's place. I am willing to do the scratching.
Zombie Coyote: Take mama's place?

Blaine: Great. The churchies have found us.
Don E: There goes the neighborhood.

I like your lips. I like the shape they make when you say no.

Liv

I really don't want to have to shoot anyone in the face today.

Blaine

If I film this it's you on tape committing a capital offense.

Levon

iZombie Quotes

I have so many questions. First, why the hot sauce? Is that a zombie thing?

Ravi

I don't have post-traumatic stress. I have post-traumatic ennui. Post-traumatic defeatism. Post-traumatic 'what's the point?'

Liv