It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Thursdays 10:00 PM on FX
Its always sunny in philadelphia

Well that was weird.

Adriano

Dennis: It's a goddamn dance routine.
Charlie: And it's gonna rock.

Let's go back to the bar. We can hide from the world in the bar.

Charlie

Dennis turned out to be a loser.

Frank

Ronald McDonald slept with your prom date.

Tim Murphy [to Dennis]

We're not afraid, we're in our '30s. We don't fight people anymore. It's kinda pathetic.

Adriano

I have to have my tools!

Dennis

I don't think you're going to get to bang Adriano now.

Charlie [to Dee in brace]

I'm feeling very very lucky to have my asshole ripped in half like tissue paper by my father and his very good friends.

Dee

I am the king of the mountain top!

Dennis

I was going to take you to an empty broom closet and (makes feral face) bang the shit out of you.

Dennis [to Christie]

Dude, you're wearing makeup. And a girdle.

Christie [to Dennis]
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