It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "How Mac Got Fat" Quotes

Mac: I'm 200 lbs. I'm as big as my avatar!
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Dennis [stoned out of his mind]: I wanna see Charlie do his thing and he's good.
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Dennis [to Charlie]: Let's get high in the back office.
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Charlie: Why is your face so shiny?
Dennis: I had my face peeled off with chemicals. Wanna know why?
Charlie: Not really.
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Bar patron to Charlie: I'm not drinking bleach.
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Mac [to priest]: Dee is guilty of sloth...and she's pro-abortion.
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Charlie [to Dennis]: Everyone knows who Superman is and it's not you!
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Dee [to Dennis]: You look like Superman.
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Mac: I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge. It was sweet.
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Mac [referring to musclehead]: He said 'fire off'...I like that.
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