I guess he's on the mothership now.


Fire's started, thanks for trusting me, this is goodbye!


They were gonna light themselves on fire! I'm the winner!


And he made it clear to me that all of you are going to need to commit suicide.


Charlie: Wait, what are you good at?
Dee: Good, uh, um, I'm a good person.

He's gonna put all the brains in my head. Sweet.


Charlie: Oh, yeah, the carpentry.
Mac: Throughout history, the ass kickers have always known carpentry -- Jesus Christ, Harrison Ford.
Charlie: Okay, then what are you talking about?
Mac: The women, the women dude. This is supposed to be a men's club, who wants that around here.

Dennis: You gonna goddamn blow this for me? You gonna blow the thin mint thing?
Frank and Dee: Noooo!

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I've had a rough day! I'm at the end of my ropes! If I'm being honest.


Dennis: Frank I spoke for five minutes, there's no way I'm repeating all that.
Dee: Dennis started a cult.

Go play in your little hole, you fools.


Your head of security just choked himself out.


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Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?


Dee: You've been really stressed so I thought I'd take you to a spa day. Just the two of us.
Charlie: A what day?
Dee: Spa day
Charlie: What is this word, spa? I feel like you're starting to a say a word and you're not finishing it. Spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti day?