Jess: I haven't felt this good in, I don't know. Forever.
Sterling: Me too. 

I hate Nia. I hate her, Felix, for forcing us to work with her, and I hate her for taking Jess away from us.

Murphy

Dean, you promised me Nia. You weren't even the one who brought her in. The IRS did, and to be honest, I find it really hard to justify keeping you on.

Captain

Josiah: I want you to take off your clothes.
Murphy: See, no wire.
Josiah: All of your clothes.

Due to the fact that your last check bounced, I have to insist that you pay today or we have to remove Chloe from the school. 

Principal

You know, you're so polite. I thought you'd be very polite in the sex area too. It was a nice surprise. It was a very nice one.

Murphy

Felix: You did this because you like it. Ever since we started this whole thing, all you wanted was to get us out but look how far you dug us in!
Murphy: You're right. Maybe I do like it because I'm good at it, and I'm not good at a lot of things so. That's how I know I can get us out, and I am getting us out, but you don't have to be here, and you can ditch me like Jess did --
Felix: I'm not going to do that.
Murphy: Why not?
Felix: Because I'm pretty good at this too

Stay warm. Stay naked. Stay British.

Murphy

Look, the way I treated her, Murphy, I gave some regrets in my life, but that one is up there. Believe it or not, the deal that I was trying to make with you on the elevator was for Murphy.

Dean

Max: Murp, it's me.
Murphy: Max? I mean, you're out.
Dean on Comms: Here we go.
Murphy: How did this happen?

In The Dark Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

I hate Nia. I hate her, Felix, for forcing us to work with her, and I hate her for taking Jess away from us.

Murphy

Jess: I haven't felt this good in, I don't know. Forever.
Sterling: Me too.