Tanya: Don't you wanna bring happiness to the world on some level?
Ray: Sure. But for now, I'll settle for employment.

I used to have a family. I used to have a wife, kids, a house, a job. Now, well, now I have my dick. A dick and a dream. If that's not the American way, what is?


(voice-over) There are moments in your life when you realize God is joking. He's up there. Hell, maybe She's up there, laughing her head off. Either way, you're fucked.


(to Ray) You ever been in a threesome? Everyone I've ever been in, the other two people screw while all I do is bring them water.


You know, Ray, sometimes in life, it's best to forget the big problems and just fuck for a little while.

Mrs. Koontz

Lenore: We all bring strengths to the table. For example, I bring a business head. You, Tanya, bring a strong sense of ethics and Ray brings a big dick. We can be like the Three Musketeers.
Tanya: Lenore, Ray is my prostitute!!

Lenore: You need a professional. A sex therapist.
Jessica: You're right. I do. I, I, I need a, uh, a person to talk to about all of my issues.
Lenore: And by sex therapist, I mean someone who will fuck you so good, you don't care what your husband does... or doesn't do.

Ray: The pimp job. It means a lot to her [Tanya].
Lenore: Well, winning Ms. Michigan meant a lot to me, but I had to realize it wasn't my destiny.

Your vagina is like a car battery. You've got to keep it charged.


Look around you, Ray. Most of these women have more money than they know what to do with. And their husbands are either too old or or too busy to get erections.


Lenore: I'm taking a little survey. Can you have an orgasm from just cock or do you need a guy to go down on you to get off?
Jessica: I can't answer that.
Lenore: I've asked a bunch of my clients. Seems like the ratio is 60-40 tongue to dick. Well?
Jessica: Tongue helps.

You don't need to like the lady. You just need to... like the cash.


Hung Season 1 Quotes

It's been a rough couple of years. Real rough.


I used to be a big deal. I used to be going somewhere. Now all I do is try not to drown. When did life become something you buy?


Hung Season 1 Music

  Song Artist
Have mercy Have Mercy Loretta Lynn iTunes
How long do i have to wait for you How Long Do I Have to Wait for You? Sharon Jones and The Dap-Kings iTunes