How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16: "Hooked" Quotes
Hang in there Scoots I'm not gonna live forever.
Marshall
Robin: What I am not keeping Mike on the hook!
Ted: You are Captain Hook.
So now, phrama girls are the hottest profession.
Barney
I'm in the upright and locked position.
Barney
Hang on to this girl Ted - hang on and never let go.
Barney
You "right now-ed" Scooter?
Marshall
Poster whore.
Lily
I've been the hookee and the hooker.
Robin
Oh Ted, she's totally got you on the hook.
Lily
I don't want to loose you, big brown eyes.
Tiffany
Yes you can borrow my tea cup pig.
Barney
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