How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 13: "Bad News" Quotes
My sperm is fine!Marshall
We love you no matter what. So why don't you get back in that bathroom, pretend you're in high school and "blow dry your hair."Marshall's Dad
He's going to masturbate!Lily
Marshall: Tell him that I might not be able to give him a grandchild? I don't even know how to have that conversation.
Barney: I'll show you. Dad, uh there's something I need to tell you. It's going to come as a bit of a shock. You are speaking to the 2011 Tri County Laser Tag Co Champion.
Marshall: I'll give my dad a call after Dr. Stengal gives me the thumbs up.
Ted: Ew! He has to do that?
I WISH I was the office slut.Robin
I'm freaking out, is there a chance I won't be able to have kids? I've been hit in the nuts a lot.Marshall
How you doing Lily? Should I have a boner?Barney
This is bad news; this is like a black cat walked through my uterus.Lily
Lily: How did you do it?
Barney: Oh god you found one of the cameras.
Lily: We're doing it a lot.
Marshall: And everywhere. The kitchen, the bathroom, the living room, outside in your waiting - the kitchen.