I’m going to take that plastic sword and turn you into a Roman popsicle, OK.

Danny

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• Added: October 31, 2015

You lied to your mother, who is in fact a liar herself.

Danny

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• Added: October 31, 2015

Chin: What kind of thieves takes blood? Jerry: Vampires.

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• Added: October 31, 2015

It’s filthy, good grief; he must have killed the maid too.

Grover

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• Added: October 31, 2015

There is a direct correlation with how far you walk to a crime scene, and how bad that crime scene is going to be.

Danny

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• Added: October 31, 2015