Keep these mouth breathers away from me and don't let them paw me. I hate to be touched.


Jerry: Could be a member of a vampire community.
Junior: That's a good one. Wait. He's not joking.

You and [Amanda] has something in common. You both have no impulse control.


McGarrett: I can handle myself.
Amanda: I bet you can.

This is what I get for flying commercial and compromising my standards.


Danny: What are you going to do?
McGarrett: I'm going to stand there and look handsome and not say anything.