Harry's Law

Harry's Law Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 12: "Last Dance"

Harry: Thing you have to remember is this, no matter how much this job sucks, even on your worse day, it beats the hell out of patent law.
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Adam: How was the Gala?
Harry: My new friend Puck sang, he was good.
Adam: Naked?
Harry: Cloths On.
Adam: You get lucky with Tommy?
Harry: Extremely, he left with someone else.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Adam: You don't have to put a ribbon on it, we will still be friends
Rachel: I am trying to tell you that I love you more you dope.
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Peyton: Do you want to go to the gala with me tonight?
Harry: I am already going with Tommy Jefferson.
Peyton: You're going with that banana?
Harry: He's a nice banana.
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D.A. Suspended sentence, no time.
Harry: We'll take it.
Peyton: Don't I get a say?
Harry: You do; [looks at D.A.] He'll take it.
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Harry: Oh for god sake, get a room; so we are all kissy-kissy, happy again? Life sometimes works out after all.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Adam: Sometimes things are better left unsaid; you know that better than anyone.
Rachel: Annnnd our baggage has arrived.
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Peyton: You know what I always wanted to do? Sing.
Harry: Oh?!?
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Season 1 Episode 11: "With Friends Like These"

Harry: Can I call you Josh?
Peyton: No, only my mother calls me Josh.
Harry: What do you friends call you?
Peyton: Puck, I played hockey as a kid and it stuck.
Harry: Puck..... Puck Peyton?
Peyton: What do you want?!
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Harry: When I broke up with my husband, I was sure I would never find love again.
Adam: Did You?
Harry: No. Ok, bad example.
 • Rating: Unrated

Harry: Well that might explain your losing streak.
Peyton: I want that stricken.
Judge: Were not on record here.
Peyton: Well that's what I want; I want a record of her abuse.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peyton: I know it, you know it, I know it.
Harry: So that two for you and one for them. You know it twice as well as they do?
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Peyton: You're up to something. What are you up to? You're up to something. What are you up to? You're up to something!
Harry: I promise you I'm not.
Peyton: Oh, You're up to something!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Harry: What? She will love you if she gets to know the real you? She got to know the real you, that's when she dumped you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: Harry do you have an opinion on this?
Harry: No.
Jenna: Do you even care?
Harry: No.
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Season 1 Episode 10: "Send in the Clowns"

Harry: You can't charge a man, take away his freedom, with no physical or forensic evidence; nothing but one shocking ID, and call that justice.
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Adam: You are a beautiful, gifted, sensitive woman.
Amanda: With a penis
Adam: Ok, there is something to enchanting about you, not to find love again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Harry: Are we ok Marty?
Marty: Why wouldn't we be?
Harry: You told me to go to hell.
Marty: Well, it's not I won't be going there too; you know that better than anyone right?
 • Rating: Unrated

Marty: That's a respected lawyer there.
Doctor: That makes one of you.
 • Rating: Unrated

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