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I could be mistaken Roseanna, but I think the oxygen to your brain is getting cut off by your panty hose. You couldn't beat me last time, and that's when you had a decent case.

Did the Tinsmith forget to give you a heart or something?

Tommy

Did you at least thank him before you slapped the cuffs on him?

Cassie: You want me to help you scam Medicaid?
Tommy: I do.

Harry: Can't we all just behave as grownups here?
Roseanna: No... I don't do that.

They like me, they like you, they don't like her. Let's get it done!

Puck

Remembering that I am an attorney and required by law to be opportunistic.

Ollie: Let me tell you something sport.
Adam: Adam.
Ollie: Don't try to get in my head.

Zack: He said good things would come. I was destine to get into Harvard.
Harry: He who? Did God tell you that you would get into Harvard?

Forgive me Pastor, but are you by chance a prick?

Pastor: Are you a Christian Ms. Korn?
Harry: No, I'm Jewish.
Pastor: Ah!

Ok let's pretend for the moment I care. You want to what.. sue? And pay me on a teacher's salary, which you no longer have.

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Harry's Law Quotes

Harry: Are we ok Marty?
Marty: Why wouldn't we be?
Harry: You told me to go to hell.
Marty: Well, it's not I won't be going there too; you know that better than anyone right?

Marty: That's a respected lawyer there.
Doctor: That makes one of you.

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