Harry's Law

Harry's Law Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 6: "The Rematch"

Harry: Can't we all just behave as grownups here?
Roseanna: No... I don't do that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Puck: They like me, they like you, they don't like her. Let's get it done!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 5: "Bad to Worse"

Harry: Remembering that I am an attorney and required by law to be opportunistic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ollie: Let me tell you something sport.
Adam: Adam.
Ollie: Don't try to get in my head.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zack: He said good things would come. I was destine to get into Harvard.
Harry: He who? Did God tell you that you would get into Harvard?
 • Rating: Unrated

Harry: Forgive me Pastor, but are you by chance a prick?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pastor: Are you a Christian Ms. Korn?
Harry: No, I'm Jewish.
Pastor: Ah!
 • Rating: Unrated

Harry: Ok let's pretend for the moment I care. You want to what.. sue? And pay me on a teacher's salary, which you no longer have.
 • Rating: Unrated

Principal: He was let go due to budget cuts, know how I know? Because right here [points] it says "budget cuts".
 • Rating: Unrated

Cross: I have a rather serious matter to discuss if you don't mind.
Harry: I do actually, beat it. I'm not receiving today.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 4: "Queen of Snark"

Tommy: The business of Law can be summed up in three words "it's a business." Rule 1, get your fee. Rule 2 through 10 - get your fee.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tommy: Judge, I move for cause, on the grounds of "stupid".
 • Rating: Unrated

Ollie: Can you give me a break?
Cassie: [hands a lolly pop] Here, can I finish speaking to the nice grown-up now?
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam: Jenna said she's leaving is that true?
Harry: She thinks she is... she probably just having...... God it's been so long since I've had one I forgot what they are called.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cassie: There's nothing against the law for accepting a life insurance policy, it's just considered...
Adam: Beyond repugnant [looks at Tommy]
Tommy: BUG!
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam: Tommy I don't know what to say.
Tommy: Then say good bye.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 3: "Sins of the Father"

Roseanna: Your honor, why would I risk a possible dismissal....
Judge: Because you're psychotic!
 • Rating: Unrated

Tommy: Savor the moment, because tomorrow we could be yesterday.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Harry: [to witness] Is there a reason your looking to the district attorney for guidance in this matter?
Roseanna: Objection!
Judge: Over ruled.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tommy: we're not far from our "use to be" years. Right now you're in the game. The world is watching, a man's like is in the balance. This might be the most relevant 15 minutes you'll ever know.
 • Rating: Unrated

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