Harry's Law

Harry's Law Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 8: "Insanity"

Harry: Now, excuse me, I'm going to go pass a kidney stone.
 • Rating: Unrated

Oliver: Let's go, we're do back in...um...court.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cassie: When I look at the client, I still see a guy with an Uzi.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cassie: I was a Columbine kid.
 • Rating: Unrated

Harry: You may be in the best condition to help this kid, assuming you want to.
 • Rating: Unrated

Harry: You can't un-sleep with somebody, trust me, I've tried.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cassie: This job really, really sucks, and I wish I had never left the prosecutor's office.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 7: "American Girl"

Harry: We are becoming less and less inclusive every day Tommy, and that not what America is supposed to be.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tommy: What happened?
Harry: Oliver got his butt kicked by Doogie Howser.
 • Rating: Unrated

Judge: You seem to be taking this a little to heart.
Harry: You know your honor, I am. The constitution... stop me if you read it.. is about personal freedoms.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mayor Chickory: Of course the Indians were not nearly the threat of say a foreign made automobile.
Harry: Uh.... You mind connecting the dots for me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Harry: How many trials have you had son?
Connor: Near enough to close to zero..... zero. I just passed the bar in July.
 • Rating: Unrated

Harry: Try to get this. I'm white, I'm rich, I'm a Republican which makes it legal for me to mistake you or a quail.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Harry: Ok, we clear... any problems, any emergency at all..
Tommy, Cassie, Adam:[together] Nobody Call
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 6: "The Rematch"

Harry: Those cases you get that truly touch you, keep them close to you, close to your heart. You will be a better lawyer for them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Harry: Did you really take this case just because I was on it?
Roseanna: Are you really that narcissistic?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Harry: I could be mistaken Roseanna, but I think the oxygen to your brain is getting cut off by your panty hose. You couldn't beat me last time, and that's when you had a decent case.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tommy: Did the Tinsmith forget to give you a heart or something?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Harry: Did you at least thank him before you slapped the cuffs on him?
 • Rating: Unrated

Cassie: You want me to help you scam Medicaid?
Tommy: I do.
 • Rating: Unrated

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