Dave's been playing a lot of guitar lately. Some would say too much. I would say too much.

Alex

You smellin what I'm passin?

Penny

Okay you're watching way too much stock photo in gay porn.

Penny

Hey Max think I could bum some cereal? Haven't had a carb in four years, feeling nostalgic.

Jane

Business has been slower than a WBNA fastbreak.

Dave

Well you know what they say, it's not a good gang hang until someone takes a major shot to the face.

Alex

You lightly bite one security guard and they act like you're a criminal!

Jane

Elton John would just eat these balls up.

Max

Alex: You always said you looked great in a one piece.
Dave: I just don't understand why they're not acceptable to men anymore.

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