Alex: You gave me a serious addiction to candy cigarettes.
Jane: You broke my Bob Dole action figure.

Winter is coming.

Brad

I mean, you practically begged me to do it by begging me not to do it. In fact sir I would like an apology, I am hurt. I am deeply hurt that you do not know me well enough to know that I would screw this up for you.

Max

Ahh gay wit, the white noise of the hair salon.

Max

Alex and Jane tried being honest with each other like 20 years ago. The fight lasted for weeks. The family calls it, "the incident."

Brad

Penny: Davey what's the name of that movie about the horse that goes to the war?
Alex: Uhh War Biscuit, Duh.

How did we not know power was amazing? Kanye wrote a song about it. Emily and Merrill Boothe named their son after it.

Max

I feel fresher than a Daisy...Fuentes...joke and nobody's burned her in awhile.

Max

Jane: You use your special skill to save the gym!
Brad: Wait how am supposed to give fourteen consecutive orgasms to a brick building.

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