No we're not even. And when it comes my revenge will be served like the tennis serve of a seventh grade girl. Slow, out of bounds, and I will pull balls out of my skirt.

Max

You guys realize that we are just prawns in his game. Little shrimp swimming around and waiting to be eaten by a big shark named Max.

Alex

Max put stripper glitter in my two favorite things, my lotions and my creams.

Brad

Call me Melanie Griffith because I'm gonna be Workin Girllll.

Brad

I'm rich! I'm no longer the poor one! I'm not sharing this with any of you. You're all dead to me.

Max

Bad transmission means the excitement is about to start!

Penny

Oh it was real physical. REAL physical. I'm talking about sex physical. Sock off sex. So hot

Brad

Oh! Check out red shirt diaries over here. Spill much? Have a little cheese with that wine you stupid clumsy bitch! Hahaha! Oh... You guys don't do pile ons? Waitress! Club soda please, here do you want my shirt? Here's a hundred dollars!

Penny

Pete: Imagine a world where your friends don't exist... Who would we hang out with?
Penny: Rachel McAdams? Zoe Saldana?

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