I can't believe we thought Hop Sings was rentin' tush!

Max

• Permalink: I can't believe we thought Hop Sings was rentin' tush!
• Added: January 11, 2012

Stop baby bro-ing me, you're not Johnny Drama.

Dave

• Permalink: Stop baby bro-ing me, you're not Johnny Drama.
• Added: January 11, 2012

You make a sexy sandwich son.

Big Dave

• Permalink: You make a sexy sandwich son.
• Added: January 11, 2012

You've been cooped up here way too long. You're starting to "Rear Window" and make stuff up.

Max [to Alex]

• Permalink: You've been cooped up here way too long. You're starting to Rear...
• Added: January 11, 2012

Alex what was so important that you had to call us over here, I was right in the middle of doing nothing.

Max

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• Added: January 11, 2012

Wait so Dave's new mom is Penny's old mom?

Alex

• Permalink: Wait so Dave's new mom is Penny's old mom?
• Added: January 11, 2012

Why would a stoner have a racist homophobic bird?

Alex

• Permalink: Why would a stoner have a racist homophobic bird?
• Added: January 11, 2012

Dave I'm not sure it's easy hearing your dad has a new girlfriend and that Penny got rotary dialed on your bumper pool table.

Jane

• Permalink: Dave I'm not sure it's easy hearing your dad has a new girlfrien...
• Added: January 11, 2012

My dad got bangs!

Penny

• Permalink: My dad got bangs!
• Added: January 11, 2012

Jane: Wait Big Dave is coming to town? God I love your dad!
Alex: Ugh, the man hates me for no reason.
Everyone: You left Dave at the altar!!!

• Permalink: Wait Big Dave is coming to town? God I love your dad! Ugh, the...
• Added: January 11, 2012