Grey's Anatomy Season 1 Episode 9: "Who's Zoomin' Who?" Quotes
CRISTINA: "You know, I think he really likes Typhoid Mary."
MEREDITH: "Not many budding relationships survive a good dose of VD."
CRISTINA: "Oh, what are we doing?"
IZZIE: "We are saving George from a future of festering sores and insanity."
CRISTINA: "Cute butt."
MEREDITH: "Told you."
IZZIE: "It is cute. Like a baby's."
GEORGE: "You know I've spent hours, days, years, imagining myself half naked in a room with three women? The reality is so much better."
GEORGE: "You know what? Forget this."
ALEX: "Hey, do you wanna get rid of the syph or not? Then shut up and drop it."
GEORGE: "Can't believe I'm doing this." [sees Mer] "Meredith! Go away!"
MEREDITH: "Oh, George. I thought you could use some moral support."
GEORGE: "No. No moral support. I'm indisposed here!"
MEREDITH: "George. It's not a big deal. And you have a cute butt."
ALEX: "I have a cute butt too. Want to see?"
MEREDITH: "Oh, get out. You're doing it wrong."
ALEX: "Be my guest."
GEORGE: "What? Alex. Alex! What!? Hey!"
ALEX: "Everybodyâ€™s got a secret. Just be glad yours is out in the open."
CRISTINA: "Oh yeah, Alex? Whatâ€™s yours?"
ALEX: "Show me yours and I'll show you mine. I bet you've got some seriously kinky skeletons in your closet."
CRISTINA: "Whatâ€™s in my closet is none of your business."
IZZIE: "Well, I don't have any secrets, my life is boring."
MEREDITH: "Everybodyâ€™s got something to hide."
CRISTINA: "Hey, Syph-boy!"
GEORGE: "You told her?"
IZZIE: "Just Cristina."
ALEX: [smirks] "Syph-boy. It's got a nice ring to it. Kind of like Super-boy, only diseased."
GEORGE: "God, he's got an ovary?"
ALEX: "Gives a whole new meaning to metrosexual."
[to George] "Who gave you the cooties on the playground?"ALEX
GEORGE: "Oh yeah? How am I gonna tell her? 'Hey Olivia, how are you? Oh, by the way, I got the syph. How about you?'"
IZZIE: "Well, maybe not quite like that."
GEORGE: "No, no! Itâ€™s good advice. Really good advice, thank you very much."
GEORGE: "What am I gonna do about Olivia?"
IZZIE: "Well, for starters, stop sleeping with her. Unless, you want that thing to fall off."
GEORGE: "That's twice that you trash talked the girl I could one day potentially lo- well, not love, but like a whole lot."
IZZIE: "If she gave it to you, you have to tell her."
IZZIE: "Fine! She didnâ€™t give it to you. She was a virgin when you met. You still have to tell her so she can get tested."
GEORGE: "You donâ€™t know. Maybe Iâ€™ve been sleeping around. Maybe I got ladies."
GEORGE: "Shut up! What am I gonna do?"
IZZIE: "Itâ€™s no biggie. A couple doses of penicillin will knock it right out."
IZZIE: "You got syphilis?"
GEORGE: "I donâ€™t know how this happened."
IZZIE: "Of course you do. God, Olivia must be really getting around!"
GEORGE: "Olivia, sheâ€™s not like that."
IZZIE: "Itâ€™s the new millennium, George. The only people who arenâ€™t like that are the Amish... and apparently you."
"I know Iâ€™m pretty to look at and all, George, but back up."ALEX