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"You are all a bunch of arrogant surgeons."

RICHARD

PRESTON: "You forged my signature?"
MEREDITH: "That’s really bad, right?"
PRESTON: "Yeah, that’s really bad." [pauses] The next time you decide to forge my signature, let me know. Save me a trip."
MEREDITH: "That’s it? You're not gonna yell and say 'Dammit, Grey' and then storm off?"
PRESTON: "I will if you want me to."
MEREDITH: "That's okay."

MEREDITH: [narrating] "Everybody's a liar."
PRESTON: "Dr. Grey, is that a dog?"
MEREDITH: [holding dog by the leash] "No."
MIRANDA: "Tell me that is not a dog."
ALEX: "It's not a dog."

IZZIE: "You’re not moving out, George."
GEORGE: "Oh, yes I am. I gave an ultimatum. Threw down the gauntlet. Drew a line in the sand."
IZZIE: "Well, it's time to ungive, unthrow, undraw."
GEORGE: [sighs] "A man does not give an ultimatum and then back down. Meredith had a choice and she chose the dog."
SOPHIE: "A girl chose a dog over you?"
GEORGE: "Yes!"
IZZIE: "No!"
SOPHIE: "That must be one hell of a dog."
GEORGE: "Excuse me?"
SOPHIE: "Those eyes, and those nice, firm hands. If a girl chose a dog over you, it must be one hell of a dog!"

"Stop. Don't talk to me! You'll only make me mad. I'm afraid you'll mess up my game, and I'm in the zone."

GEORGE

SOPHIE: "Nursing homes are for old people. I know I’m elderly. I do know that. But if I have to go to that place, I’m afraid I’ll become old."
GEORGE: "I don’t think that’s possible."
SOPHIE: [smiles] "You're too sweet."
GEORGE: "You know I would keep you here if I could."
SOPHIE: "No, darling, you can't waste any more time with me. You have to go balls out with the dog."
GEORGE: "Excuse me?"
SOPHIE: "So she chose an animal over you. Women are fools, that's old news. Life's too short for you to give in, Irish. So fight. You go and fight for what's yours."

[opens Alex's test scores] "Congratulations, you're not an idiot. Except when you are being an idiot."

IZZIE

[to Addison] "It's just a dog, it doesn’t mean anything. It’ll be fine."

DEREK

CRISTINA: "Know what? Fine. If you want me to tell Burke I didn't move in, I'll tell him."
MEREDITH: [pauses] "No, don’t."
CRISTINA: "What?"
MEREDITH: "Don’t tell him. At least not right now, or tonight. I just mean... wait. It can wait. I lied about Derek. We're not just friends. I mean, I'm not. He's still McDreamy."

[narrating] "No matter how hard we try to ignore or deny it, eventually the lies fall away, like it or not. But here's the truth about the truth. It hurts. So we lie."

MEREDITH

[shouting] "Cujo has to go!!"

GEORGE

[narrating] "As doctors, we're trained to be skeptical, because patients lie to us all the time. The rule is, every patient is a liar until proven honest. Lying is bad. Or so we are told constantly from birth. Honesty is the best policy, the truth shall set you free, I chopped down the cherry tree. Whatever. The fact is, lying is a necessity. We lie to ourselves because the truth... the truth freaking hurts."

MEREDITH
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Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Episode 14 Quotes

CRISTINA: "We're in an elevator. That's your specialty, right? McDreamy moments in the elevator?"
DEREK: "Dr. Yang-"
CRISTINA: "You know what? For just a moment, I’m not Dr. Yang and you’re not Dr. Shepherd. You’re the guy who screwed up my friend. The guy who drove her to get a dog she can't keep, the dog she only got because her boyfriend lied to her about his wife."
DEREK: "I never lied to her."
CRISTINA: "Yes you are. You know, I know a liar when I see one because I am a liar."

MEREDITH: "Hey, why aren't you busy prepping for rounds and stealing all the good cases?"
CRISTINA: "Why aren't you busy prepping for rounds and stealing all the good cases?"
MEREDITH: "No reason."
CRISTINA: "No reason." [pause] "Burke thinks I moved in with him."
MEREDITH: "McDreamy and I have a case. Wait. He thinks you moved in with him?"
CRISTINA: "You're calling him McDreamy again?"
MEREDITH: "So?"
CRISTINA: "What are you doing?"
MEREDITH: "What are YOU doing?"

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