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[to George, Olivia] "You know what time it is? Time for you two kids to kiss and make up, that's what time it is!"


CONSTANCE: "He said he would leave me if I didn't help him. Things got out of control. He was gonna leave me. He was all I had."
CRISTINA: "Clearly being alone has its benefits."

"One day? Four razor blades and that's all you can give me? Come on, sugarplum, I thought we were having fun."


IZZIE: "You tell me to cut my losses, that I'm better off without him, and as soon as I turn my back..."
MEREDITH: "C'mon! Alex and I are kind of friends."
IZZIE: "Since when? When did you and Alex become friends?"
MEREDITH: "Don't you think you're overreacting? It's not like I'm going to sleep with him."
IZZIE: "Why not, you've slept with everyone else."

GEORGE: "Why Alex? And why again?"
OLIVIA: "People get lonely, George."

[to himself] "Of course. Crazy nature man! Wants to take a leech home as a pet."


MIRANDA: "You try spending a month locked in a room with no windows, no one to talk to 23 hours a day. See how deranged you are then."
CRISTINA: "She's a murderer."
MIRANDA: "I didn't say she wasn't. I said, try having no one to make your snarky comments to for a solid month. My guess is, you'd swallow the entire razor."

MIRANDA: [to baby] "You know I'm having' a baby too, yes I am! A little boy! Maybe you could meet him someday! How's that sound, does that sound good?" [to Cristina] "Pregnancy has not made me soft. I haven’t gone soft. I don't do soft."
CRISTINA: "Of course not, just talking to a patient."

MEREDITH: "So, you're giving up your trailer."
DEREK: "I'm not giving up the trailer. Is Addison telling people that I'm giving up the trailer?"
MEREDITH: "It's just funny, I just never would have pegged you as that guy."
DEREK: "What guy?"
MEREDITH: "You know. The marble bath, private pool, gated community guy."
DEREK: "Don't peg me. I'm not peggable."
MEREDITH: "You're pegged. Deal with it."

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