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MIRANDA: "I'm pregnant, you blind moron."
RICHARD: "You’re what?"
MIRANDA: My heart rate is 110, I’m burning 3,000 calories a day, my legs are swollen, I've got indigestion and gas. Did you know carrying a boy in your uterus means you burn 10 percent more calories than if you had a girl? Guess what I’m carrying. I tried for seven damn years and a month before my fellowship notifications the stick turns blue. Men. From the very beginning they just suck the life right out of you. I’m not leaving. I’m pregnant."

[to Meredith] "You haven't told her yet? Okay, I didn't hear you say that. You are her doctor. It is your responsibility to give your patients the information necessary to make an informed decision. Now. I'm hungry, I'm tired, and you're in my way."


PRESTON: "Dr. Yang, you're handling the saw."
CRISTINA: "You won't let me pick the wine, but this you'll let me do?"

[to George] "Well, you just tell that bastard that he could have come looking for me like ten years ago."


WOMAN IN RESTAURANT: "Oh my God! Is there a doctor here?"

[to Meredith, in elevator] "Well, this is fun. Hello again. I like the Hello Kitty, by the way."


CRISTINA: [about Preston] "He's seen me naked a thousand times."
GEORGE: "Bad! Bad images in my head!"

"I'm so hot! I can do hot in my sleep! I can do hot in scrubs!"


"If it were me, I wouldn't even have the test. I mean, what's the point? We're all gonna die anyway, right?"

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