[to George] "Well, you just tell that bastard that he could have come looking for me like ten years ago."


WOMAN IN RESTAURANT: "Oh my God! Is there a doctor here?"

[to Meredith, in elevator] "Well, this is fun. Hello again. I like the Hello Kitty, by the way."


CRISTINA: [about Preston] "He's seen me naked a thousand times."
GEORGE: "Bad! Bad images in my head!"

"I'm so hot! I can do hot in my sleep! I can do hot in scrubs!"


"If it were me, I wouldn't even have the test. I mean, what's the point? We're all gonna die anyway, right?"


IZZIE: [referring to Savannah's operation] "I couldn't do it."
ALEX: "What? Make yourself all hot and sexy for your boyfriend like Yang?"
CRISTINA: "Go wrestle something."

IZZIE: [to Cristina, who is trying on outfits] "You'd look hot in any of them."
CRISTINA: "Clearly! But that's not the point."

[to Savannah] "There is a third option. Take your chances, get cancer, and fight like hell to survive."


CRISTINA: "I've already spent an hour picking bird parts out of this guy. I'm over it."
GEORGE: "Carpe diem."
MEREDITH: "Right, you and my forehead. I'm beginning to look how I feel. Carpe that."
GEORGE: "This is the luckiest day in the world!"
CRISTINA: "Tell that to the bird."

"My ex-boyfriend moved his wife to Seattle. Reason? To torture me."


[to Derek] "Medicine aside, our friends are going through hell in there, and we can't even act like we like each other long enough to help them."


Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

PRESTON: "So... it's date night."
CRISTINA: "Yeah, it's a night... with a date."

MEREDITH: [narrating] "For extra credit, Mrs. Snyder used to make us act out all the parts. Sal Scafarillo was Romeo. As fate would have it, I was Juliet. Most of the girls were green with envy. I wasn't. I told Ms. Snyder that Juliet was an idiot. For one thing, she falls for the one guy she knows she can't have... Everyone thinks it's so romantic: Romeo and Juliet, true love... how sad. If Juliet was stupid enough to fall for the enemy, drink a bottle of poison, and go to sleep in a mausoleum, then she deserved everything she got."