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Greys-anatomy

MEREDITH: "You brought Izzie food?"
FINN: "Yes."
MEREDITH: "Why?"
FINN: "Because when Liz, my wife, died, there was nothing anyone could say to make me feel better. But the bringing of food... that actually helped."
MEREDITH: "You brought Izzie food!"

MEREDITH: [grabs George] "George! Callie is hot. She's really sexy, almost dirty hot. And she's hot for you. In my opinion you could keep using the darts as a weapons or you could go get lucky with the sexy hot dirty girl."
[George leaves and Cristina enters]
CRISTINA: "Where's he going?"
MEREDITH: "To get laid."
CRISTINA: "There's something wrong in the world when bambi's getting laid and I can't get five minutes alone with Burke."

"Do girls have two pairs of panties?"

GEORGE

MEREDITH: "I'll tell him."
CALLIE: "What?"
MEREDITH: "About the panties!"
CALLIE: "No. Are you kidding? He's jealous!"

ADDISON: "I'm desirable Amanda."
MIRANDA: "Miranda."
ADDISON: "Right. Joe, I'm desirable right?"
JOE: "I have a boyfriend."
ADDISON: "Be that as it may, I don't need to tell you how wildly attractive I am. Wildly attractive!"
JOE: "You are. Your wildly attractive cab is here."
ADDISON: "It is?"
JOE: "Told me to call a cab at 10. It's 10."
ADDISON: "It is? I guess that's for the best huh?"
MIRANDA: "I would say so."

[drunk] I've decided that I'm gonna get really fat. Just as a stop gap, just until I figure out another plan. Eat all of these muffins and I'm gonna get really gloriously fat! It's over. Over. Ooover. I'm talking about the last 1/3 of my life Miranda. How can that be just over. How can that just end? Over a skinky pair of panties and bad tux."

Addison

ADDISON: "Did you know about the slutty sex your slutty friend had with my super slutty husband?"
IZZIE: "You should have a muffin. They're really good and they help you."
ADDISON: "I may be beyond help."
IZZIE: [walks out] "Yeah, me too. Don't let her drive Joe."
ADDISON: [eats a muffin] "Mmm. Good!"

ADDISON: "Dr. Stevens!"
IZZIE: "Please don't call me doctor."
ADDISON: "Oookay, well, please don't call me Mrs. Shepherd! Ha! That's funny."
IZZIE: "She's drunk."
JOE: "This is true."

CRISTINA: "His mother rivals my mother and that's saying something. Both of them, dark and evil."
MEREDITH: "I'm missing dirty stripper Cristina. She was fun and less angry."
CRISTINA: "I miss philandering whore Meredith. She was trashy, and much less idyllic."

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