Don't give me Bailey eyes.


And Mark, you know, is human and clearly has good genes because he's both pretty and smart.


(pointing to Arizona and Mark) Lesbian lover. Baby daddy.


It's like turning off the TV when Clarisse is knocking on the door of the house. It's silencing the lambs, and the lambs want to scream, Dr. Bailey. The lambs want to scream.


You know what's really fun and not at all depressing — Alzheimers research.


I don't want to be the cool uncle. The cool uncle's only cool until the kid's like nine and then the cool uncle's just creepy.


Derek: How can Meredith and I try for months and not have any luck and you look at someone and a baby appears.
Mark: Sloans are unusually fertile.

Believe it or not, not everything I do is about competition.


I am a hormone casserole. My body is not my own, and something feels wrong.


Don't give up on yourself. Let us help you.


Some of us don't need to practice.


Teddy: You really had to go there. You're that insecure.
Jackson: No, just that much of an idiot.

Grey's Anatomy Season 7 Episode 13 Quotes

Doctors practice deception every day — on our patients, on their families. But the worst deception we practice is on ourselves. Which is why sometimes it takes us a while to realize that the truth has been in front of us the whole time.


How the hell did you get me in this position twice?!