Jenny: So, what's step two?
Chuck: Get him drunk. Take advantage of him. Do women really not get this?

Prep the OR, kiddies. Looks like Jenny Humphrey is scrubbing up to surgically remove a boyfriend.

Did you send the invitations by carrier pigeon?

Blair

Dan: I'm glad you got in.
Vanessa: You are?
Dan: Yeah, and hey, they also wished me the best of luck in my future endeavors. So, not a total loss.

Gossip Girl: Paging Serena Van der Woodsen: After a lifetime in the daddy waiting room, the doctor is finally in.

The odds of me remembering this conversation are slim.

Chuck

Time flies when you're having a Wii tennis death match.

Nate

Jenny: I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a food group.
Nate: Yeah, how are you not like 500 pounds?

Is that an Aaron Rose?

Blair
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