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Time flies when you're having a Wii tennis death match.

Nate

Jenny: I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a food group.
Nate: Yeah, how are you not like 500 pounds?

Is that an Aaron Rose?

Blair

I have a friend that goes to Columbia. But I don't think he attends many classes.

Blair

Ain't no party like a Bushwick party!

Dan

Spotted, Nate Archibald suffering from a broken heart. Too bad he doesn't realize Jenny's oath is less Hippocratic and more hypocrite.

There's an outlet by the bed and I'll be in there in a minute.

Chuck

Lily told me that she renovated this place again. It's come a long way since when we first moved in here.

William

I need to meet men who are not socially astute enough to fear the length of the Bass arm.

Blair

Dorota, I need answers that don't end in, 'And then I came to America!'

Blair

The minute people start treating you like you're sick your body starts to listen to it.

Lily

Blair: Dorota, you should really stop buying your prenatal vitamins over the Internet.
Dorota: For this I postpone honeymoon.

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Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I'd pity them if I wasn't worried they'd spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.

Blair

[to Dan] By the way, I'm not wearing any underwear.

Vanessa