Time flies when you're having a Wii tennis death match.


Jenny: I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a food group.
Nate: Yeah, how are you not like 500 pounds?

Is that an Aaron Rose?


I have a friend that goes to Columbia. But I don't think he attends many classes.


Ain't no party like a Bushwick party!


Spotted, Nate Archibald suffering from a broken heart. Too bad he doesn't realize Jenny's oath is less Hippocratic and more hypocrite.

There's an outlet by the bed and I'll be in there in a minute.


Lily told me that she renovated this place again. It's come a long way since when we first moved in here.


I need to meet men who are not socially astute enough to fear the length of the Bass arm.


Dorota, I need answers that don't end in, 'And then I came to America!'


The minute people start treating you like you're sick your body starts to listen to it.


Blair: Dorota, you should really stop buying your prenatal vitamins over the Internet.
Dorota: For this I postpone honeymoon.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

We make our own fortunes, and call them fate. And what better excuse to choose a path than to insist it's our destiny? But at the end of the day, we all have to live with our choices ... no matter who's looking over our shoulder.

Gossip Girl

Blair: I've never been Bette Davis before. I'm Audrey Hepburn! Not some plain baby Jane.
Chuck: We both know this is about NYU. Now it may take time, but one day you will hold that school in the palm [kiss] of your dainty hand.
Blair: I'm Audrey. I'm Audrey!