Nate: Hey, what are you doing here? Get back to your party.
Tripp: I was hoping you'd still be here. I wanted to thank you for the sacrifice you made on that stage tonight. For me.
Nate: Hey. I was happy to. I believe in your. And apparently New York does too.

My name is Nate Archibald. I'm Tripp van der Bilt's cousin. I know there's a lot of buzz going around about what happened this morning at the Hudson River, and it saddens me to tell you all that the story about it being a hoax ... it is true. However, my cousin, Tripp van der Bilt, had no knowledge whatsoever of it being a setup. My cousin is not only the most moral, honest and courageous guy I know, he's still a hero. And how do I know this? Because I'm the one who set it up.


Chuck: What the hell is wrong with you?
Serena: Right now? Thirst. I need a drink. She called me a prostitute.
Chuck: Why do you think she did that?
Serena: I'm not sleeping with Patrick. You of all people know what a prostitute does.

Chuck: The reason Blair attacked you is because she misses you. After 18 years, you can't read Waldorf subtext?
Serena: I shouldn't have to. If that's how she feels then she should just tell me. It's the mature thing to do.
Chuck: This coming from someone who just pushed their best friend into a cake.

Chuck: Look, you think your friendship is going to take care of itself. You're not kids anymore. You can't say you hate each other and then make up an hour later on the MET steps.
Serena: You tell her that.
Chuck: I'm telling you. And you should be careful. Because one day you're gonna find yourself telling people about Blair Waldorf. The girl who used to be your best friend.

Chuck: Look, ladies, please, this is supposed to be a classy event, not a sample sale at an outlet mall.
Blair: Chuck. You'll never believe what Serena did, she had my friend kicked out of the party!
Chuck: The call girl? Security just told me.

Chuck: Look, I don't know what's going on here, but if the girl's still here I'll find out what's going on and get to the bottom of it, okay?
Blair: Thank you, Chuck. And who's the one getting paid to date her clients, anyway?
Chuck: That's enough, Blair.
Blair: [to Serena] No! If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck ... the only prostitute here ... is you. Come on Chuck. I want some cake. [S shoves B's face into cake]
Gossip Girl: Blair and Serena at war again! Yummy.

I know I'm an enemy of the state right now, but what happened to you Nate? The guy I used to call my friend ... had a moral compass.


Serena: Where is he?
Blair: Don't worry. I took care of it. I had him taken up to a suite.
Serena: What? Why?
Blair: He's bombed. He's drunker than Paula Abdul during Hollywood week.
Serena: Are you really that jealous that he's here with me?
Blair: Look, S. You know wasted better than most of us having been in that state so many times yourself. Looks like you just met your match.

Did my son just walk out before playing the Q on a double letter? That is so not the Humphrey way.


Serena: Well I can't wait for you to meet Patrick. He's over at the bar getting me a drink right now. I feel SO lucky. He's so attentive.
Blair: It doesn't take much, does it? What. No one's ever accused you of saying no.

Nate: Certainly a step up from the Columbia dorms.
Chuck: Most penthouses are, Nathaniel.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Even Frodo eventually gave in to the power of the Ring.


Vanessa: You really think you're better than me?
Blair: I think we both know the answer to that.