Blair: My sexual tension radar is unparalleled.
Chuck: Point ceded.

As a famed literary critic once told Oprah, memory is subjective. It can be embellished or denied. But as James Fray knows all too well, the truth always comes out.

Do you really think I want to spend my weekend watching women with tramp stamps work out their daddy issues? It's for Nate.


Better get your beauty rest now. Things are going to get ugly in the morning. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

I still really don't get how these events work.


SERENA. I mean, Serena. There you are. May I speak to you for a moment please? Hey Tripp.


Don't worry. The next time we take Jenny down it will be for real.


[to Keira] You know you really put yourself on the radar tonight. Better not make that mistake again or you'll pay for real.


Eric: I promise, I'll never speak to her again ...
Jonathan: It's not about Jenny. It's about who you've become. I liked you because you were different from everyone else. You were smart, and you didn't need to prove anything to anyone. But now? I'm sorry, Eric, but it's over.

Jenny: Thanks again for saving me. You know how these girls are.
Nate: I'm glad it worked out.
Blair: Nate. I didn't see that one coming.
Jenny: Well, I learned from the best.
Blair: Good answer.

Oh, E. You tried to play dirty, but you should have known. No one puts Jenny in a corner. And now she's having the time of her life.

Olivia: Have you ever ...
Dan: Me? No. Have I? No. I ... No. Never. Have you?
Olivia: Once. But it was in a movie, so it doesn't really count.
Vanessa: Not me. No.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Blair: Chuck plays the cheating bastard and I play the scorned woman. I even get to choose who to humiliate! Models, tourists, Upper West Siders ...
Serena: I don't know if anyone ever told you this, but the honeymoon is supposed to end, it's not real. The real part is after the honeymoon ends, when you settle down with someone, the three-month milestone.
Blair: It's not a milestone, it's a gravestone.

I always have a plan C.