You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help you for once.


You may find this hard to comprehend, but some things are more important than your social climbing agenda.


Rufus: I thought you'd be in school by now.
Dan: I thought you'd be on the Upper East Side... with your wife.

No matter what language you say it in, looks like S just started the clock on a ticking time bomb.

Are you in the hospital? Since I know you're alive, there can be no other possible reason why you'd sacrifice my entire future.


After years of starvation, you can't let him gorge on sundaes. He'll panic and decide he hates ice cream.


I read like five self-help blogs on how to turns friends into lovers. Yes, they used that word.


With enough time, we all find what we're looking for. Even if it was there all along.

Just imagining my life as a member of the most exclusive secret society makes me tingle.

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