Sometimes, despite the risk, the most important thing is to seize the moment. Or whatever else you can grab.

Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would you take romantic advice from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?


From what I recall from boarding school, it wasn't hard to get Serena out of her clothes.


Blair: What happened? Don't tell me that awful whore did something to you.
Chuck: I think that whore might be my mother.

Serena: You don't need Chuck. Anyone that meets you can see you're an elitist snob that belongs in a secret society. Bon chance!
Blair: Merci!

Your idea is completely juvenile. But it seems to be working.


Serena and... not Nate? Hi. I'm Blair.


Serena: I can't believe Nate is finally coming home tomorrow!
Blair: I feel the same way about Dorota's return. I can't believe I ever agreed to let her spend the holidays with Vanya.

Blair: Well, I can see my advice went the way of the clog!
Serena: What are you talking about?
Blair: An ugly wooden shoe that tried to make a statement and then disappeared. Just like your resolve to take things slow with Nate.

You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help you for once.


You may find this hard to comprehend, but some things are more important than your social climbing agenda.


Rufus: I thought you'd be in school by now.
Dan: I thought you'd be on the Upper East Side... with your wife.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

I originated that innocent, doe-eyed stare. I usually employ it when I know more than I'm willing to let on.


Oh, and speaking of things we've shared. Nate!