Serena: How's the Congressman doing?
Brandeis: He's polling very well these days.

As hard as it is for me to believe, there's something more important in life than waffles. I'm not going to let you sit one more day cooped up in that apartment.

Rufus

[on Cromwell's] Where Bristol Palin shops?

Blair

Doug: We're getting attacked by Christian conservatives.
Chuck: We have those in Manhattan?"

A DNA test? You've been watching too much CBS.

Blair

I never realized how many sex puns you can make out of Chuck Bass.

Jack

Serena: Sometimes I wish I had waited for someone special, like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.
Jenny: Dirty Dancing?

I'm not quite in the mood to celebrate any of your former husbands right now.

Rufus

We have innocence, good breeding, and Doug Jarrett, one of the best lawyers in New York, on our side. It's a slam dunk.

Blair
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