What is this leech doing stuck to my hotel?

Chuck

Miss Blair, you have no friends. Even NYU minions very second-rate!

Dorota

High-end has fallen on hard times. Mr. Conwell can put my line in over 5,000 retail locations.

Eleanor

Brandeis: Can I help you?
Dorota: I am Dorota.

Baby beat Dorota's stomach like Lars from Metallica.

Dorota

Eleanor: One of the things that makes Waldorf women so special is that they don't fit in everywhere.
Blair: I don't feel like I fit in anywhere.

This isn't so bad, is it?

Rufus

[to V] Two words for you. Role play.

Nate

Blair: What? My mother said she wanted me to pack the crowd with wholesome American girls.
Serena: So you hire escorts. B, you couldn't just tell your mom you don't have friends at NYU?
Blair: Prostitutes are people too! And they have a lot of disposable income.

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