[on Jack] He's not invited, but he is a cockroach, and they have ways of slipping through the cracks.

Chuck

I'm a virgin. I just wanted you to know, in case ... I just wanted you to know.

Jenny

A court case would be a PR nightmare, we have to settle.

Chuck

Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I'd pity them if I wasn't worried they'd spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.

Blair

Rufus is driving Jenny right into Damien's creepy arms.

Serena

Blair: Settlements are for the guilty: celebrities that run people over, the Catholic church, it's not fair!

There's always a moment a father just can't let himself fear. The moment is little J decides to lose her big V.

I told you I was good in the kitchen.

Nate

We broke my dresser

Nate

Vanessa: Actually, The dorm is throwing this huge South Beach party today..
Dan: Great, I love parties.
Vanessa: And I'm going with Paul..
Dan: I love Paul!

Blair: Wanna talk about it?
Chuck: No talking.

Serena, sit your ass down.

Blair
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Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

We make our own fortunes, and call them fate. And what better excuse to choose a path than to insist it's our destiny? But at the end of the day, we all have to live with our choices ... no matter who's looking over our shoulder.

Gossip Girl

Eleanor: One of the things that makes Waldorf women so special is that they don't fit in everywhere.
Blair: I don't feel like I fit in anywhere.

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