[on Jack] He's not invited, but he is a cockroach, and they have ways of slipping through the cracks.


I'm a virgin. I just wanted you to know, in case ... I just wanted you to know.


A court case would be a PR nightmare, we have to settle.


Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I'd pity them if I wasn't worried they'd spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.


Rufus is driving Jenny right into Damien's creepy arms.


Blair: Settlements are for the guilty: celebrities that run people over, the Catholic church, it's not fair!

There's always a moment a father just can't let himself fear. The moment is little J decides to lose her big V.

I told you I was good in the kitchen.


We broke my dresser


Vanessa: Actually, The dorm is throwing this huge South Beach party today..
Dan: Great, I love parties.
Vanessa: And I'm going with Paul..
Dan: I love Paul!

Blair: Wanna talk about it?
Chuck: No talking.

Serena, sit your ass down.


Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

A drink, first?


Gossip Girl: Spotted: Chuck Bass, up to his old tricks.