If he were a vampire, I could slip garlic in her waffles or something.


Blair: I can see he's starting to doubt himself.
Serena: Why wouldn't he? With the bad press, the protesters, the Daily Intel says he's thinking of stepping down.

[to Dan] By the way, I'm not wearing any underwear.


Rufus: Dirty Dancing?
Jenny: Yeah, it's corny but it's kinda good.
Rufus: Come on. It's totally good.

Oh, and speaking of things we've shared. Nate!


Chuck: Actually I only wear purple because my father loathed it.
Elizabeth: Or maybe that's what he wanted you to think. Bart was playing with people's heads all the time.

Serena, I lost my virginity to you on a bar at the Campbell Apartment. When I woke up the next day, the person I lost my virginity to, the person I loved, was gone. Never to be heard from again for a year.


Haven't you ever heard of locker-room gossip? Those guys lied, or exaggerated.


I was drinking. Took some over-the-counter pills they started keeping behind the counter. And some meth.


Blair ... I've already had everything of Chuck's worth having.


Jenny: Damien's my boyfriend!
Dan: You're 16, come on.
Jenny: Yeah, when you were 16 you were in love with Serena, and everyone thought it was adorable.

Jack: We got us a hotel?
Elizabeth: We do.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

We make our own fortunes, and call them fate. And what better excuse to choose a path than to insist it's our destiny? But at the end of the day, we all have to live with our choices ... no matter who's looking over our shoulder.

Gossip Girl

Jenny: People change, Chuck.
Chuck: Not you. Not about this. Jenny Humphrey, who used to sit in Brooklyn and look at the lights across the water. Who went toe-to-toe with Blair Waldorf and actually won her respect. You can't tell me that girl still isn't there. Now that the dream is real, you owe it to her to live it.
Jenny: Blair doesn't want me to be queen.
Chuck: Maybe we can make her reconsider.