If he were a vampire, I could slip garlic in her waffles or something.


Blair: I can see he's starting to doubt himself.
Serena: Why wouldn't he? With the bad press, the protesters, the Daily Intel says he's thinking of stepping down.

[to Dan] By the way, I'm not wearing any underwear.


Rufus: Dirty Dancing?
Jenny: Yeah, it's corny but it's kinda good.
Rufus: Come on. It's totally good.

Oh, and speaking of things we've shared. Nate!


Chuck: Actually I only wear purple because my father loathed it.
Elizabeth: Or maybe that's what he wanted you to think. Bart was playing with people's heads all the time.

Serena, I lost my virginity to you on a bar at the Campbell Apartment. When I woke up the next day, the person I lost my virginity to, the person I loved, was gone. Never to be heard from again for a year.


Haven't you ever heard of locker-room gossip? Those guys lied, or exaggerated.


I was drinking. Took some over-the-counter pills they started keeping behind the counter. And some meth.


Blair ... I've already had everything of Chuck's worth having.


Jenny: Damien's my boyfriend!
Dan: You're 16, come on.
Jenny: Yeah, when you were 16 you were in love with Serena, and everyone thought it was adorable.

Jack: We got us a hotel?
Elizabeth: We do.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Oh, and speaking of things we've shared. Nate!


We make our own fortunes, and call them fate. And what better excuse to choose a path than to insist it's our destiny? But at the end of the day, we all have to live with our choices ... no matter who's looking over our shoulder.

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