I invited my minions. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.


Dorota, from the first moment I saw you, I knew you were princess. And every day you make me feel like King.


The grilled cheese with truffles is really good, by the way!


Serena, you've done some unforgivable things, like sleeping with Nate when we were saving ourselves for each other or killing Pete Fairman. How far is too far?


Someday maybe you girls find true love, too. And your children not grow up to be bastards.


Jack: Champagne okay?
Blair: I'd prefer something stronger, to kill the germs.

[to Nate] I just thought you wanted to me have fun again.


Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, the rules of battle are simple: there are no rules.

Believe it or not I prefer women who actually want to have sex with me.


A drink, first?


If you're referring to the fact I'm not in Thailand smoking hash with prostitutes, change is good.


I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable.


Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Even Frodo eventually gave in to the power of the Ring.


Vanessa: You really think you're better than me?
Blair: I think we both know the answer to that.