I invited my minions. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.


Dorota, from the first moment I saw you, I knew you were princess. And every day you make me feel like King.


The grilled cheese with truffles is really good, by the way!


Serena, you've done some unforgivable things, like sleeping with Nate when we were saving ourselves for each other or killing Pete Fairman. How far is too far?


Someday maybe you girls find true love, too. And your children not grow up to be bastards.


Jack: Champagne okay?
Blair: I'd prefer something stronger, to kill the germs.

[to Nate] I just thought you wanted to me have fun again.


Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, the rules of battle are simple: there are no rules.

Believe it or not I prefer women who actually want to have sex with me.


A drink, first?


If you're referring to the fact I'm not in Thailand smoking hash with prostitutes, change is good.


I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable.


Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Jenny: People change, Chuck.
Chuck: Not you. Not about this. Jenny Humphrey, who used to sit in Brooklyn and look at the lights across the water. Who went toe-to-toe with Blair Waldorf and actually won her respect. You can't tell me that girl still isn't there. Now that the dream is real, you owe it to her to live it.
Jenny: Blair doesn't want me to be queen.
Chuck: Maybe we can make her reconsider.

We make our own fortunes, and call them fate. And what better excuse to choose a path than to insist it's our destiny? But at the end of the day, we all have to live with our choices ... no matter who's looking over our shoulder.

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