Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena, making a heroic exit from B's party. Too bad for her, there's school on Monday.

Blair: She better not show her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.

Dan: Think I got a shot at a second date?
Serena: I don't think you could top this one.
Dan: Well, I did punch someone.

Serena: You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice?
Dan: No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out.

Chuck: I love freshmen. They're so...
Isabel: Fresh?

Dad, you could just tell me I look nice, instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time.

Jenny

Lily: Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?
Rufus: Cause we're awesome.

Dan: You'll really go out with some guy you don't know?
Serena: Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.

When Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish.

Dan

Let's catch up. Take our clothes off. Stare at each other.

Chuck

Chuck: I'm gonna have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if you order a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty.

Jenny: Come on, Dan, Serena said hi to you at a ninth grade birthday party and you've never forgotten it.
Dan: How could I? She was the only person who spoke to me.

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?

Blair