Lily: Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?
Rufus: Cause we're awesome.

Dan: You'll really go out with some guy you don't know?
Serena: Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.

When Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish.

Dan

Let's catch up. Take our clothes off. Stare at each other.

Chuck

Chuck: I'm gonna have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if you order a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty.

Jenny: Come on, Dan, Serena said hi to you at a ninth grade birthday party and you've never forgotten it.
Dan: How could I? She was the only person who spoke to me.

Serena: I love you, B.
Blair: I love you, too, S.

You're like my sister. And with our families... we need each other.

Serena

Serena: How's your mom doing with the divorce.
Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.

So smoke up and seal the deal with Claire. Because you're also entitled the tap that ass.

Chuck

Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us?

Dan

Too bad it's more than our rent. But I think I can sew something like it.

Jenny

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair