Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 3: "The Undergraduates" Quotes
Trouble is moving in, and it's looking to make the Upper East Side its bitch.
Gossip Girl
Dan: But this is all just a cover because you're really a Russian spy like those women in Westchester.
Georgina: No, I mean not that I wasn't approached, because I was.
If [Georgina's] flown the coop, who's cleaning up her baby's poop?
Gossip Girl
Juliet: The girls all want to borrow your clothes, and the boys all want to take them off.
Blair: Thank you for the warning on both counts.
Serena: Did you just get a key?
Girl: Yep. And my mom said I'd never get in unless I lost 10 pounds. She's a bitch.
[to Eva] Oh, and if I were you, I'd accessorize with some gloves. Not even a manicure can disguise those peasant hands.
Blair
Everything's so different, I keep wanting to call [Chuck] Henry.
Eva
"It's a long story but it has a happy ending."
Chuck (to Nate)
Their membership is so restricted it makes Soho House look like a halfway house.
Blair
How is my first day at Columbia supposed to matter if Gossip Girl isn't around to tell people it does?
Blair
Chuck: You didn't leave.
Eva: I'm not going to lie. It was hard to hear the things you've done. But I've seen the man you can be. I choose to believe in that man.
Chuck: Come on, let's meet my family.
I love you Charles. And if Eva is everything you say she is, I think she will too.
Lily