Trouble is moving in, and it's looking to make the Upper East Side its bitch.

Gossip Girl

Dan: But this is all just a cover because you're really a Russian spy like those women in Westchester.
Georgina: No, I mean not that I wasn't approached, because I was.

If [Georgina's] flown the coop, who's cleaning up her baby's poop?

Gossip Girl

Juliet: The girls all want to borrow your clothes, and the boys all want to take them off.
Blair: Thank you for the warning on both counts.

Serena: Did you just get a key?
Girl: Yep. And my mom said I'd never get in unless I lost 10 pounds. She's a bitch.

[to Eva] Oh, and if I were you, I'd accessorize with some gloves. Not even a manicure can disguise those peasant hands.

Blair

Everything's so different, I keep wanting to call [Chuck] Henry.

Eva

"It's a long story but it has a happy ending."

Chuck (to Nate)

Their membership is so restricted it makes Soho House look like a halfway house.

Blair
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