Tripp: I've been a little ... distracted.
Serena: Tell me about it.
Tripp: Last week ...
Serena: Nothing happened.
Tripp: Then why does it feel like it did?

Olivia: Being a movie star has a certain cachet.
Blair: I may have read that at the dentist.

Blair: Olivia! Just the starlet I was hoping to see!
Olivia: Hi Blair. Does Dorota need to use my outlet for your towel warmer again?

Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons.

Jenny

I don't care how much money it is. Look, KC, Bitches of Eastwick is a terrible idea.

Olivia

Nate: A threesome?!
Dan: Yup, just me, Olivia, Vanessa, two girls, four boobs and one Dan Humphrey. How awesome am I?
Nate: How stupid can you be?
Dan: What?
Nate: Look, I know things. I've been to Europe. Chuck Bass is my best friend. The third person is supposed to be a complete stranger!

Blair: My sexual tension radar is unparalleled.
Chuck: Point ceded.

As a famed literary critic once told Oprah, memory is subjective. It can be embellished or denied. But as James Fray knows all too well, the truth always comes out.

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Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

Blair: My sexual tension radar is unparalleled.
Chuck: Point ceded.

As a famed literary critic once told Oprah, memory is subjective. It can be embellished or denied. But as James Fray knows all too well, the truth always comes out.

Gossip Girl