Vanessa, wait! Why don't you wait... because you're not Vanessa. Sorry. Case of mistaken identity; ironically, not involving masks.

Dan

Jenny: Let's play a game.
Chuck: I'd say strip poker. But I don't have any cards.

Rufus: Since when were you the patron saint of former rock stars?
Lily: Since when were you a rock star?

Call us old school. But sometimes the fairly tale requires the knight to get off his ass and saddle up his steed.

Gossip Girl

Mysterious financial transactions. Warring parents. Welcome to the Upper East Side.

Chuck

Vanessa: The Pacifier played for like a year.
Dan: And they said Vin Diesel couldn't do comedy.

After everything that's happened - or, hasn't happened - I wanna make it special.

Blair

Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Vanessa: The Pacifier played for like a year.
Dan: And they said Vin Diesel couldn't do comedy.

After everything that's happened - or, hasn't happened - I wanna make it special.

Blair