Little Jenny Humphrey gets my pants off and I still don't manage to enjoy it.


He'd probably go anywhere with you. Except maybe the Ice Capades because that really freaked him out when he was five.


i thought he should know how it feels to lose you. Cause, trust me, it's not fun.


Vanessa, wait! Why don't you wait... because you're not Vanessa. Sorry. Case of mistaken identity; ironically, not involving masks.


Jenny: Let's play a game.
Chuck: I'd say strip poker. But I don't have any cards.

Rufus: Since when were you the patron saint of former rock stars?
Lily: Since when were you a rock star?

Call us old school. But sometimes the fairly tale requires the knight to get off his ass and saddle up his steed.

Gossip Girl

Mysterious financial transactions. Warring parents. Welcome to the Upper East Side.


Vanessa: The Pacifier played for like a year.
Dan: And they said Vin Diesel couldn't do comedy.

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