Katie: So was everyone in your high school totally jealous of Dan for being such a great writer?
Blair: Dan's a writer?

Forget the Four Horsemen. The real sign that the world is coming to an end? Blair Waldorf needing Dan Humphrey to rescue her from social extinction.

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[to Rufus] You know you're more scared of my mother than I am?


Face it Blair. Once upon a time in a far off land, you were a queen. Here you're just a loser who will never fit in.


Blair: So if you're not trying to sabotage me then what is this? First you deliberately ruin my sushi party and now you're making your move!
Georgina: This paranoia has got to stop, Blair.
Blair: I am NOT paranoid. I'm right. Why else would you form an alliance with Vanessa, the one person I may hate more than you?
Georgina: It's not an alliance. It's a friendship. Unlike you, Vanessa's cool and people like her. More than the weird girl who threw the fish party.
Blair: Sushi! There was toro!

Blair: Georgina, please. Nobody wants greasy pizza and Vanessa's home movies when there's a sushi and sake party next door! Did I mention wasabi facials?
Georgina: Okay then. And ... shut the door?

Chuck: Why do you think I asked you to go out tonight? Because I knew something like this would happen!
Serena: Fine. Then I'll go.
Chuck: Train wreck.

What do you say? You. Me. This apartment. Until we get sick of each other.


Bree: You know if we really started dating, after a few months you'd realize you couldn't stand the way that I laugh, I'd hate the way that you chew, and we'd break up.
Nate: That's a romantic story.

Look, sis, for people like us a college degree is just an accessory. Like a Malawi baby or a poodle.


Dorota: Miss Blair. What we going to do? Call police?
Blair: No, we're going to throw a party.

Georgina: You're overreacting. The roommate thing is just a coincidence. My parents said it was either Bible camp or college, so ... go Bobcats!
Blair: So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.
Georgina: I still hold Him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.
Blair: You mean he dumped you because He found out you were Satan!

Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

Every fall confident high school seniors transform into nervous college freshmen. They leave their parents' homes for the hallowed halls of higher education. Like any new venture, the new journey represents opportunity to conquer new territory. Or to be a little less lonely. But just because the opportunity presents itself doesn't mean everyone is ready to take it.

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Blair: I feel like I got off on the wrong foot here and I'd like to start again. So, thanks for bringing me Humphrey.
Dan: Yeah, well, I'd like to think that if I needed it, someone would do the same for me, although let's be honest, we both know it wouldn't be you. Oh ... no headbands in college.