Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 16: "The Empire Strikes Jack" Quotes
[to V] Two words for you. Role play.
Nate
Blair: What? My mother said she wanted me to pack the crowd with wholesome American girls.
Serena: So you hire escorts. B, you couldn't just tell your mom you don't have friends at NYU?
Blair: Prostitutes are people too! And they have a lot of disposable income.
Serena: How's the Congressman doing?
Brandeis: He's polling very well these days.
As hard as it is for me to believe, there's something more important in life than waffles. I'm not going to let you sit one more day cooped up in that apartment.
Rufus
[on Cromwell's] Where Bristol Palin shops?
Blair