Hazel: How long do we have to stay?
Blair: Rice Krispie treats?

You're right, Mom. This morning I woke up feeling a little uneasy and thought to myself "Hmm, maybe I'll call the entire junior class out to the courtyard for a little champagne toast."

Serena

One may be the loneliest number... But sometimes only the lonely can play. Wake up little Jenny. The bitch is back.

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Blair: How do you manage to get out of everything unscathed?
Serena: Because I'm nice. You should try it. Come on, compliment me, tell me my hair looks beautiful.
Blair: But your hair looks disgusting. Did you even shower today?

The French Revolution had cake, the American Revolution had tea, but looks like the overthrow of Blair Waldorf, well... Who said you need a silver spoon to dole out just desserts?

Gossip Girl

Rufus: Hey, whenever you are done with that "I'd do things differently" look, two things. One, I can't seem to nail Jenny down on what she wants to do for actual birthday.
Dan: I'll get it out of her.
Rufus: Good and two, what the hell are you still doing here?
Dan: (looks at the clock) Thank you!

Serena: What are you doing?
Eric: I'm hiding from my valet. He wanted to put my socks on for me this morning. Your servants are very attentive.
Chuck: You should meet Bergita the maid.
Serena: No! No he should not meet Bergita, he's 14. Ignore this person.
Chuck: May I remind you, Serena, that you used to have a sense of humor.

Blair: What's happening?
Dorota: You have bad dream and you're sleeping with your chocolate.

Waky waky Upper East Siders. Spring Break is done and I'm starved for the dish. Give me the deets.

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