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Carter: You're setting me up?
Chuck: I'm giving you a choice. You can go to the wedding, tell Serena the ugly truth. Even if by some chance she can stomach you after that, you still have to deal with Bree, her family, and a little something they like to call Southern justice.
Carter: Or?
Chuck: [to Carter] I'm sick of being your travel agent. This ticket's the last. It's one-way.

Rufus: We can keep asking each other if we can do this. We can keep planning, and adjusting, and talking some more. Or we can just leap. So let's leap! Let's get married!
Lily: We're already getting married, Rufus.
Rufus: I mean soon. I mean tomorrow. We leap.
Lily: Oh my God. Yes. We leap.

[to Vanessa] Remind me later to kill you. Please.


Dan: I gotta be honest, I really like Olivia ...
Vanessa: Dan, you're WAY off base right now.
Dan: ... and I've always cared about you, but ...
Vanessa: Stop! I'm not in love with you, you moron. Georgina's been blackmailing me.
Dan: What? Why? Look, Vanessa, I'm your best friend. You can tell me, you have to tell me. What does she have on you?
Vanessa: She knows that I know Scott is your brother.

Put on those dancing shoes, kids. We're going to the chapel.

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Dorota: I call the Sonic Youths. They in Northampton. They try to make it.
Serena: Acceptable.

[to Vanessa] Look, I don't know if you're joking or if Lenny made brownies from your floor again, but I'm kind of in the middle of something, so we'll talk later, alright?


For Georgina Sparks, love is always a battlefield.

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There are songs that make us want to dance, songs that make us want to sing along.

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Ooh, ooh 'Love Child.' Things didn't get any easier. Guess we might want to move the honeymoon suite to the 'Heartbreak Hotel.'

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Looks like this wedding song just became 'Stormy Weather.' But don't worry, 'Here Comes the Sun.'

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The only no I want to hear is if Ruth Madoff asks for an invite.

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Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Chuck: Look, I love you, but just because Nate liking Bree doesn't make her a piranha. And Serena liking Carter doesn't make him a prince.
Blair: Where are you going? I have tension!

Chuck: Look ... I may loathe the guy, but he didn't have to own up to anything. I bought him a ticket out of town. He risked a lot, knowing Bree would be there. He must really care about you.
Serena: The girl he proposed to was a Buckley.