Eric: I have a hot date with a vehicle filled with hot meals. I would feel sorry for myself except I am delivering food to people too sick to cook.
Dan: Hey, at least it would be original.
Eric: Jonathan was never one for clichés.

Eric: Hey, thanks for meeting me.
Dan: I'm surprised my dad and Lily let you out of the house, even for food.
Eric: Oh, well it might have something to do with my volunteering. Or voluntary drug testing. Look, the schnitzel's on me. I'm sorry about lying last week.
Dan: Oh, thanks. Have you heard from Damien?
Eric: Oh, no, actually. Knowing the ambassador, after you told him he was dealing I'm sure he had him exiled to some very cold, very distant country.

Chuck: Do you actually know why your father hates mine? I always assumed it was a business deal gone bad, but maybe there's more to it.
Raina: I don't think so. My dad's too much of a gentleman to hold a grudge. And honestly, I don't even know how seriously they were. Either of them. I was at Penn at the time. Why? What did Lily say?
Chuck: Lily? Say about what?
Raina: You didn't know? She and my dad used to date. She left him for your father.

Blair: As you can see, I don't have time to read faux-ticles by wannabe writers.
Dan: Blair. Please. I'll apply for another internship if I have to and get back in the ring with you. You remember our wrestling match?
Blair: How about you apply yourself to a job more within your breeding? Isn't there a Bat Mitzvah girl somewhere in need of a Shirley Temple?

Blair still has feelings for Chuck so... if she follows you around on Valentine's Day she's gonna be hurt. And if she finds out I ever told you this, I'm gonna be hurt.


Serena: So you sound pretty excited about tomorrow. Loke maybe it's not just another night of hanging out with Chuck, business-as-usual.
Raina: I guess that's true. At first it was purely for the sex.
Serena: That's Chuck.
Raina: No, I meant me.

Chuck: Russell didn't become a billionaire by making money-losing decisions.
Nate: Look, you told me he had an issue with Bart, right? So maybe it isn't a business decision. Maybe it's personal.

Uh oh. B's in for a shock when she finds out what she thought was as fake as a CZ is actually as real as Harry Winston.

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Serena: Blair has to follow a socialite around on Valentine's Day. It's for work. She figured you wouldn't mind since everything with Raina is... you know.
Chuck: "I know," what?
Serena: Oh. Blair was wrong. You do have feelings for Raina.

I'll put a pin in my current plans for 36 hours. If this thing you've planned succeeds, we'll talk.


I say where and when, people show up.


Imagine you're at a club. Forget the year, the continent. You don't want the night to end. In this case it doesn't have to. When the time is right you drift upstairs to a private room. You spend the night or just a few hours—it's up to you.


Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 15 Quotes

Thank you for saving me from a Valentine's Day even more depressing than the movie I was going to watch about it.


Dan: Waldorf. Where's the new Epperly?
Blair: You're looking at her.
Dan: Oh God, what'd you do to her?
Blair: She's in a better place.

Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 15 Music

  Song Artist
Song We Turn It Up Oh Land iTunes
Drinks on the house Drinks On the House Daniel May iTunes
The speakeasy The Speakeasy Daniel May iTunes