Dan: So we tell everyone tonight. Agreed?
Blair: Agreed. Oh, and only I get to joke about the hotel. Still too soon.

Blair: That way everyone will assume that some earth-shattering scandal is imminent, like...
Dan: You getting traded for a hotel.
Blair: Or you. Raising Georgina's baby by a Russian mobster.

Blair: God, I knew you'd be my social death, Humphrey. I just knew it.
Dan: No, you know what? It's going to be fine. We can make it fine. All we have to do is tell everyone we've been hanging out. It's not going to be a big deal unless we keep making it a big deal.
Blair: Which it totally isn't.

Dan: Did you come all the way to Brooklyn just to yell at me? 'Cause that's really not necessary.
Blair: Yes it is.

Chuck: I guess the old Archibald charm wasn't as rusty as you thought. Unlike the knife in my back.
Nate: I talked you up to her like you asked me to. She wanted nothing to do with you.
Chuck: Don't sugar coat it.
Nate: I like Raina. All right? And she likes me. I didn't mean for it to happen this way but it did. I'm sorry.

Why would a friendship based on fight suddenly end in flight? They say we only run from the things that truly scare us.

Gossip Girl

Blair: Excuse me. Why aren't you at MOMA meeting me?
Dan: I decided to grab lunch with my dad instead. Why aren't you at MOMA meeting me?
Blair: I'm standing you up.
Dan: Ah. Well apparently great minds think alike.
Blair: But I had good reason.
Dan: And I would love to hear that reason, but my dad is gonna be out any second. And I haven't scouted an exit strategy for you, so...

Blair: You were right. This is a much better idea than spending the day pretending to like some German pedagogue of art. I'm going to shop until you drop.
Dorota: This could happen at any time.

Ben: So if you haven't already guessed, Serena and I are more than just friends.
Cynthia: You think I don't know? Why'd you think I came to New York?
Ben: How'd you figure it out?
Cynthia: It doesn't matter.

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