Dan: So much for Zen Jenny Humphrey.
Jenny: Come on, Dan. I just what needed to be done.
Dan: It's what Blair and Chuck would have done.

Penelope: The Boom Boom Room is a private club and we're having trouble with the door guy. Can you help?
Blair: Penelope. This isn't Congress. Accomplish something!

Chuck: Before you say anything I'm only calling because I saw Gossip Girl. I wondered if I might be able to offer some assistance.
Dan: Well unless it's a murder-suicide I think I'll pass.
Chuck: So dramatic. You should be a writer.

Chuck: I heard Jenny was back. I wanted to speak with her.
Dan: And say what? "I'm sorry for taking advantage of you and letting my psycho ex-girlfriend run you out of town"?
Chuck: Something like that. Except without the sarcasm.

Penelope: Nothing could be more entertaining than bottle blonde recon, but we're still dying to know why you deported Jenny in the first place.
Blair: Yours is not to wonder why. Yours is to do or die. Go!

Jenny: Blair, I'm just here for one day. I have an interview with Tim Gunn and if everything goes well then he'll write me a recommendation letter for Parsons.
Blair: Parsons is still in Manhattan is it not?
Jenny: Lower Manhattan. It's 100 blocks away from the Upper East Side.
Blair: Semantics!

If you'll excuse me I'm going to go sit with them. From what I hear badminton players know how to handle a shuttlecock.


Serena: No shame. For your information we just stayed up talking.
Blair: Oh. So does this chatty insomniac have a name?
Serena: Colin. The Cab Stealer.
Blair: Oh, well you showed him.

Blair: What have we here? Bed: unslept in. Hair in... missionary disarray. And yesterday's dress with today's shame all over it.

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