I killed someone.

Serena

[to Dan] Are you calling me queer? I'm so queer I'm going to pop your sister's cherry tonight!

Asher

[to Eric] Oh my God, wait, do you have a crush on me or something? Don't be embarrassed, it's totally understandable, and not that unexpected actually. I'm flattered, it's just, my heart belongs to Asher. I've gotta go, but text me, okay?

Jenny

[to Jenny] To think, I almost asked you to wear a matching dress tonight.

Isabel

Man on Tape: You sure she's going to be down for this?
Georgina: It's Serena, she'll go down for anything.

[to Dan] It's your brotherly duty to keep her from becoming the next Katie Holmes.

Blair

Even you should know that jealousy clashes with L.L. Bean pants!

Jenny

Asher takes an unusually long time in the shower after lacrosse practice.

Isabel

Right know Gossip Girl's credibility is like Tinsley Mortimer's after a few martinis.

Blair
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