Mariana: We're so lit.
Callie: We're pretty lit.
Both: We're straight up fire!

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I thought the free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly.

Alice

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Mariana: Ohh, he's hot.
Callie: Seriously?
Mariana: When's the last time you got laid?
Callie: That's your solution for all of this?
Mariana: That's my solution for everything.

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OK is he not the hottest man that graced this Earth? I'm so going to smash him.

Mariana

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Never give an uninformed opinion, Callie.

Judge Wilson

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Sam: So, for real? You're an engineer?
Mariana: Yes. I just graduated from MIT where my main focus was artificial intelligence and machine building.
Sam: Cool.
Alex: OK, well we'll get you started on some data entry.

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Art and Law seem like worlds apart.

Gael

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Mariana: I'm Mariana. It's my first day here.
Casey: Casey.
Mariana: Are you an engineer here?
Casey: Yeah.
Mariana: Oh, me too. Glad I'm not the only one. Woman.

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Mariana: I'd love to pick your brain sometime. Ask for advice.
Casey: Sure. First piece of advice, it's annoying, but um, you'll be taken more seriously if you don't dress like that. And don't be afraid to sit with the team at lunch. You're an engineer. Speak up for yourself, and take a seat at the table.

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When are you just going to come out to your parents?
Alice Never. Ever. Are you kidding me? I'm already a disappointment.

Dennis

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Callie: You knew what this place was!
Mariana: I knew that there were common spaces, but I didn't --
Callie: You lied as usual.

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Callie: I don't want to live here.
Mariana: Well I do.
Callie: Then I'll get my own place.
Mariana: Well, good luck with that. Have fun living in a cardboard box.

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